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In Search of a Free Duke-UNC Ticket?

Recent ad from Craigslist. “1 ticket (Section 109, row W) to the Duke/UNC game for a brunette, college aged girl, preferably someone who goes to Carolina, to sit with my parents and tell them that we are dating and go by “Sarah” for the game (and possibly dinner beforehand). This is a serious request, and additional details will be given so that my parents think that you are “the real deal.” I will also buy you any non-meat snacks (“Sarah” is a vegetarian) and diet sodas during the game as well as 1 t-shirt of your choosing to commemorate the occasion. Please call me at (267) 266-0507, so that we can coordinate. Thanks- Dan”